Dirty talk

public speaking is one of the most prestigious lecture I had. Its very interesting because there is always that task of finding a good topic to present in class. For others its that first time they get to stand infront of class and talk to them.

The word BACKBENCHERS has got very many things associated with it. To begin with, they are the people who throw comments anyhow in the lecture, they are usually termed as gay and the crooks of the class. This however is subject to debate. So anyway one of them, the loudest and most generous with his comments failed to speak in class. wow how cruel. What goes around comes around.

Another guy chose to sing. Pathetic. You know beyonce's if I were a boy.
The other one tried to advocate for "federo" but couldnt even discuss politics of Uganda.
One copied words from Microsoft word and pasted in powerpoint. Then made the presentation. Pathetic.
Then one was too fast that all I heard was. "Goodmorning, (then prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)"
Then no-one talked about Sex. It was so queer. But then someone interestingly talked about female genital mutilation and its advantages.


The topic were generously many and most people wanted to sound intellectual and others were totally talking to themselves. I was one of the last ones to present and I realised all the topics were discussed. I wanted something killer and bizzarrish.....

So I took the challenge. I got a teddy bear (Fluffy) got a diaper(Pamper) and went to the platform and taught about fatherhood. "How to put a diaper on a baby." (I have been babysitting for quite some time)
This was great. I was listened to very attentively and cheered on.
After my presentation I was flooded with chits and requests to be a father.

I have to rush off. I need to make sure the Vid of that presentation is not on Youtube..............

Chit insanity

lecture rooms are the most resourceful places in school. So as am trying to understand what the lecturer is teaching (it is public speaking) but my concentration level was so low. So as I fade into deep thoughts, this chit gets to my desk-chair...

 

"The sweetest point of any man is the weakest moment and scientists call it eja....." (that i will not complete)- This was a quote from The Independent Magazine. 'mbu' its Andrew Mwenda..

Then someone adds a comment just below the chit

"It depends on the context from which a person says it. Politically its a big no. This is a classic example of how obscene peoples' mental arrangements are."

There was some brief laughter. The lecturer maybe thought he was being funny. 

Ok now lets be honest. Why would human nature think of writing such a note in a public speaking lecture? Well my accent wouldn't allow me speak in public like any great public speaker..

Now I have to get to my lecture... I had only 1 hour.... 

War Of The Notes

I’m now into a new semester! I don’t say that with much joy. I hate books. Of late at least. But I’ll dedicate this blog to share with you my weekly trysts and triumphs which are coming in so fast. Let me kick off with that very first lecture…every one is staring at me like I have a leech on my neck, or so I think when I enter 6 minutes late for a pure mathematics class.

I take my seat at the back of the room and the notes start to flow.

Note 1

-You have put on some weight!

-Really? You think so?

-Yeah. Am I the only one who thinks Dorothy has put on weight? She luks round.

-I just told Paula that.

-Haha…yo funny.

Note 2

-This chic’s got a 'dozing voice'. I’m already bored. (i still wonder what Eve wanted to mean there)

-No! she just donated blood recently!

-LMAO Stop it yo killin' me.

Note 3

-So any light skinned chics yo fell for at New Vision?

-Yeah one!

-Hmmm oba who?

-Carol Natukunda. She's smokin' hot.

-More than me! I'm hurt.

-No yo the hottest ever.

-Hmmm. I'm flattered. When you take me out?

-Its yo call.

-Saturday.

-I'm on.

And I thought these things had stopped in high skool...how wrong I was. I'm I the only one who still thinks they are still fun?